(via epic-humor)
- Mom: Why aren't you doing homework?
- Me: I want to show my teachers that they don't own me, I'm more than just a piece in their stupid school.
(via epic-humor)
(via h-u-m-o-u-r)
(via chaystar)
- Friend: You could do it you know.
- Friend: Take off from Tumblr, go outside.
- Me: I wouldn't make it 5 minutes


