engage-with-zorp:

Honestly, the Mythbusters could do anything and it would be the most interesting thing I’ve ever seen. I’m at the episode where they yell at yogurt to see if it feels sadness and I’m so fucking into it.

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7 months ago 95,332 notes

santa:

austni6969:

amporaedelsteinlovver:

austni:

full circle

The circle of stupidity is complete.

what the fuck did you say to me

did you just add 6969 to your url

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8 months ago 167,264 notes

innapropri8:

Keep quiet back there im trying to get an education

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8 months ago 354,947 notes

jensensations:

never forget the time Tyra flipped a shit over Vaseline

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8 months ago 101,197 notes

orgyganic:

deadguy95:

orgyganic:

the mechanic came over to fix my broken stereo and he died while fixing it and i still had to pay for him being there and its not even fixed what the fuck

he died????

wait i forgot to say this is the sims 3 but even if it wasnt i’d still be pretty pissed

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8 months ago 117,877 notes

Giant Mushroom is back!

8 months ago 898 notes

That person in class who constantly adds irrelevant and stupid comments during the lecture

spankmehardbarry:

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8 months ago 107,504 notes


It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

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8 months ago 266,616 notes

cafemusaiin:

samsvirtuallife:

positlvedreamer:

cafemusaiin:

i gave my grandma two dollars to get me “an arizona tea and a Reese’s cup” and she brought me this and gave me my money back

this perfectly describes grandmas 

My grandma would have given me a five and thrown in a new pair of shoes too.

im sorry i wasnt aware that this was the goddamn grandma olympics

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8 months ago 587,614 notes

sexgodchadwick:

I won’t be impressed by technology until the day I can close the YouTube app but the music continues playing

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8 months ago 229,492 notes

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8 months ago 134,003 notes

indecisivelyunchangeable:

This didn’t go the way I imagined it would

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8 months ago 47,889 notes

gryffindor-weasley:

thatharrypottergirl:

no one loves harry potter more than abc family

It’s Christmas??? HARRY POTTER WEEKEND!!!

It’s the 4th of July??? HARRY POTTER WEEKEND!!!

It’s Easter??? HARRY POTTER WEEKEND!!!

It’s Memorial Day??? HARRY POTTER WEEKEND!!!

It’s President’s Day??? HARRY POTTER WEEKEND!!!

It’s November??? HARRY POTTER WEEKEND!!!

It’s pretty hot in Philadelphia this week??? HARRY POTTER WEEKEND!!!

It’s the end of the week???  HARRY POTTER WEEKEND!!!

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8 months ago 147,343 notes

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8 months ago 320,739 notes

When your parents make you call to make your own appointments and have adult responsibilities

sodamnrelatable:

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8 months ago 258,394 notes